Nothing good on TV

I know that people say it all the time, but it never fails to surprise me when I turn on the TV and there’s just nothing good on. When I press the power button I turn back into a child for a few minutes. I expect everything to be amazing. Like when I saw Mars Attacks! on TBS and I was in awe because it looked like it might have really been happening, giant brains and all. And that time I tried to figure out what a “virginity” was, while watching an episode of Dawson’s Creek. I guess, when the mystery is gone you’re just left with nothing good at all.

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